Some were meant to be sweet.
Some were meant to be funny.
And some are just plain ol' dirty.
I am so sorry.
Please do not take them seriously, they were all made with love.... and stupidity. I wasn't expecting them to be spread around so much. Since 2012 they've been featured on Reddit, TheMarySue, TheOneRing.net, Geek & Sundry and a bunch of other sites I don't even remember or know of. People even printed some out to give away which makes me ridiculously happy.
They've been reposted a lot without my source but it's fine. I can't stop them anymore.
Since they got so popular I've gotten sick of them. I look at them now and I want to go hide under a rock.
Anyway, I'm thinking of making better ones for next year. I said I was going to make new ones last February but that never happened.
I want to even include some The Hobbit ones. Maybe draw them.
I'll probably be reusing many of the lines I used over a year ago.
Ha. I may not even do it. But I want to. I will. Maybe.